What the heck? What's that old scalawag Jack Sparrow doin' up there and how the heck does HE relate to our discussion? To Kern and Moffatt? To Internet Marketing? Here's how... Jack's got Charisma. ...and so do Kern and Moffatt. It is the "thing" that makes these dudes able to connect with you, with their market. I personally think it is these guys super-hyped charisma that grabs hold of your eyeballs, your thoughts, and your emotions when they're selling. Almost like it puts you in a trance whilst their incredible powers of persuasion reach out like a vacuum cleaner and suck the Visa or Mastercard or the pretty froggy green stuff right out of your wallet and empties vast quantities of cash into their bank accounts. Wouldn't you just love to know how to do that??? Well these fellers can actually show you how. Frank likes to do it step-by-step, cookie-cutter-simple-and-easy. Jason likes to do it a bit more twisted (eh...did that sound a bit sexual? Ugh!), but it still works like gangbusters, so PAY ATTENTION to both of them. And just for the record, here's what "charisma" is (or here's what the dictionary says it is anyway...watch Kern and Moffatt, try to decipher what they've got, and see if your definition matches Websters):
So anyway, Jason Moffatt and Frank Kern have got this. Tons and tons of it. Someone needs to maybe grab 'em at the next seminar and drag 'em into the bathroom and...I don't know...wash some of it off or something. Maybe bottle it up and sell it to some of the less charismatic Internet Marketers out there. <grin> You know who they are, don'tcha? Okay, okay, for those of you who are a bit skeptical (I don't blame ya...I thought it was "out there" too), check out this vid with Moffatt. He's getting a prostate exam. Think anyone would wanna watch that? Think they'd specifically CHOOSE to? No? <Snort> This video already has over 30,000 views...and the product he was pitching (again, as an affiliate) isn't even for sale anymore. People keep watching cause Jason's charismatic. Or maybe they're just kinky? Who knows? Have a look for yourself... Kinky? Smart? Both? Jason sold a LOT of Dr. Mike's stuff with that video (I don't know how much, but I know despite how sick, twisted, or over the top you might think that video was, it WORKED). And YOU can make uber-cool, multi-viewed videos (or you could do less twisted ones, too) like Jason Moffatt does. Hit this super sneaky affiliate link...it'll open in a new window for ya, so you won't lose your place here. Don't stay over there long, though, cause when you get back, I'm gonna expose Kern's...charisma. Jumpin' right along... |
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